Chapter 6 - "Hello, My Name is Dave Rhodes"

Bob is the Conference Administrator of ILink echomail network. computersHe is also the sysop of the greatest BBS in the world (TFSUYDIBPYYL.BBS) and offers all readers of this page a free membership. The system is located in Ulan Bator, Mongolia at 069-7867-432 (300 baud, single line, 7-N-E).

Helicopter If you fill out the 12-page questionnaire (available in either Urdu or Sanskrit), you will receive a free 5-year membership and be entered into the drawing for the Grand Prize of a genuine fur-lined bathtub, trimmed with barbed wire and filled with 300 pounds of rancid yak butter. Bathtub This offer will be quickly oversubscribed so HURRY!!!!! (The bathtub will be shipped via Bob's private helicopter and should arrive within 20 or 30 years.)

If you'd prefer the yak instead of the yak butter, that can be easily arranged. However, you will need to pay shipping costs.

This is the home system for the eagerly awaited Turbo Edlin for OS/2 and the beta (144.5MB) is available for download. Also located here are LastReader (the only OLMR ever written in ADA) [242MB] and LETTER!!! (the only word processing program that uses such easy-to-remember keystrokes as CTRL-ALT-SHIFT-F12 for underlines) [registration fee is only $16,235].

The Supervising Board of Directors include Pope Benedict XVI, the Dalai Lama, Archbishop Tutu and Bill Gates.

Persons who can prove they are over 21 will receive access to the adult area where there are over 2 GB of JPG images of naked camels, llamas, and goats.


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